Have any of you wondered why Freen in Green’s subtitle changes so often, how many we’ve had? Well if so, here’s a handy list of ’em for you! We update this every time we change the subtitle.
- It’s the Freeniest!
- YES, We know we’re like the Gorillaz!
- Bah, who says pagehits are everything? … *Weeps*
- To the Freen Machine!
- Pregnant Nun, Holy Crap!
- Someone catch that llama! It’s better than bacon!
- Available only in the United States of America, to those over 13 of age, depending on your state laws.
- FRE3N 1N 6RE3N!11!1one1!!! = 0MG DA7 B4ND S1T3 T1NG LOL ROFTL BBQ!!!!11!!1eleven11!
- It’s like toxic waste, but for your ears!
- THIS WEBSITE IS KINDA GREEN!
- Buh??
- It’s better than a muscley dude doing dishes at 700MPH
- Sometimes it makes us wonder, too.
- (Zalgo)
- Magikarp gained 162exp points.
- Hello, my name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
- CUT ME A SLICE OF CUSS JUST BECAUSE CUSS YOU!
- Try the tuna. (04/21/2010)
- HAX!!! (04/25/2010)
- Hands off the panda! (04/30/2010)
- LOL FREEN SIMMONS. (05/10/2010)
- Everything you might need to know about stuff. (05/11/2010)
- -and then some! (05/13/2010)
- That explains everything! (05/14/2010)
- [No Quote Entered] (05/22/2010)
- Bored of waiting? So are we. (07/10/2010)
- Letting me drive would probably be a bad idea. Then again, I’m a pretty cool banner. (08/02/2010)
- Legal backwards spells “Lagel”, which sounds like “Lame” “Bagel”, So you just spit it out and never look back. (08/20/2010)
- At first, a little constricting, but then we become a part of you. Just like underpants! (08/26/2010)
- Cherry Oreos own our souls by this point! (08/31/2010)
- SOYLENT FREEN IS MINTS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (09/09/2010)
- Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Cherry bomb! (09/19/2010)
- CHECK OUT THE CONSOLES, WHOOOOA!! (09/20/2010)
- WHO THE **** EATS A MUSTARD SANDWICH!? (10/04/2010)
- You may resume omnidirectional looking. (10/10/2010)
- Howdy neighbor! Say, Can I borrow your Falafel? (11/01/2010)
- Pattycake. Pattycake as high as the sky… (11/28/2010)
- This band is not small time… (12/19/2010)
- TETSUO!! KANEDA!! (12/31/2010)
- Freen in Green II: Mint’s Adventure (1/11/2011)
- Now with 50% more Lapras (1/16/2011)
- P is for ‘tater (1/21/2011)
- Amazingly Amazing Bloggerific Blog (1/24/2011) (Fan Submission)
- Loyal servant of Ron’s Beard. (1/29/2011)
- Certified Blog (2/4/2011)
- Look down, now back up, THIS BLOG IS NOW DIAMONDS! (2/9/2011)
- Read this blog or I’ll eat your web browser! I’m a tagline, so I can do that! (2/14/2011)
- HAHAHA that’s gross :/ (2/19/2011)
- No hats, No pants, No sammich (2/24/2011)
- PROTECT THE BIKER!!! (3/1/2011)
- This tagline is not a day late…..totally….. (3/6/2011)
- I thought I was running out of ideas for taglines…then I came up with this one! (3/11/2011)
- Gotta Freen em All! (3/16/2011)
- Coconuts in the field with flowers and death (3/21/2011)
- Bagel Witch (3/26/2011)
- Narwhals: THEY’RE WHALE UNICORNS! (3/31/2011)
- We’ll make you green with envy! Get it? Green? Huh? HUH? … aw… (4/18/2011)
- It became ACTUALLY WINTERY randomly when we released Winter City! HAX! (5/02/2011)
- Mountain Dwelling Sky Squid (5/03/2011)
- Viva la E3! (6/06/2011)
- We’re allergic to updates! (07/25/2011)
- Minions of the Overnord. (08/29/2011)
- The perfect. biological. weapon. (12/27/2011)
- Now with COMICS! (04/08/2012)
